The public record · 2023–2025
Every motion.
Most mistakes.
Three years of equal votes, ice-based sanctions, increasingly professional job titles and sustained under-performance in charitable giving.
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The record, without the endless scroll.
2025ConsolidationThe year of shared command+
- Secret Santa continued; travelling directors to be consulted.
- Movember was formally rejected.
- Each board member committed to donate a pair of sandals in 2026, with photographic evidence.
- A Bristol weekend was proposed for 7–9 August 2026.
- Ben von Bertele won the Golden Sock; Anwen Crowther won the Sparkly Sandal.
- Bonnie was voted MVP for the second year running.
Headline decision
CEO and COO responsibilities would be shared across Lucy and Anwen.
2024ProfessionalisationThe year of the Tiger Team+
- An 88.9% harassment rate was deemed impressive but insufficient.
- A Tiger Team was established to reduce the stink of Thomas Stone.
- Socks and Sandals Secret Santa was opened to Sandals.
- “Sturdy Sandals” became the more accurate “Sparkly Sandals”.
- Failed media duties attracted a large-ice-cube sanction with Vanilla Ice accompaniment.
- The website was commissioned as a formal CMO responsibility.
Headline decision
The cost of Socks was preserved at £15 despite raw-material inflation.
2023FoundationThe year governance began+
- The first AGM established the board, a 75% quorum and equal voting rights.
- A motion requiring Alex Michaels to have a haircut was rejected.
- The Socks approved Movember, subject to a £50-per-Sock target.
- Thomas Stone consumed a whole block of ice following a successful counter-motion.
- The first company roles were nominated and seconded.
- The organisation received company number SCKSNSNDLS.
Headline decision
One Sock or one Sandal equals one vote.
A resolution you can wear
The socks are still £15.
The 2024 board celebrated preserving the price of Socks at £15. We have chosen not to disturb precedent.
Buy the £15 socks